"As long as people accept
crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
-- Dick Cavett --


Welcome to the most Horked-Up* site on the Web.
"As long as people accept
crap, there will be a market
for Windows™ software."
-- NotJoeSoft.com --

Warning , this site may contain humor, then again maybe not. If you suffer from acute Microsoftitis or AOLera, you may not be allowed to continue. Also, anyone known to have Yahoophobia or CZDNet dementia, must exit the building with Elvis at this time.

Click here if you're humorless.

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   Horked-Up is a Universal Truth, when things don't go the way you've planned them, Murphy's Law kicks in and you're basically Horked! This site skips Murphy altogether and just jumps to the end result.

You know when you've been horked! It happens at the most inconvenient times. We've removed all of the anticipation and jumped right to the frustration. Besides, Murphy was an optimist.
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