, this site may contain humor, then again maybe not. If you suffer
from acute Microsoftitis or AOLera,
you may not be allowed to continue. Also, anyone known to
have Yahoophobia or CZDNet dementia,
must exit the building with Elvis at this time.
if you're humorless.
if you're stuck in a frame.
is a Universal Truth, when things don't go the way you've planned
them, Murphy's Law kicks in and you're basically Horked! This site skips Murphy
altogether and just jumps to the end result.
You know when you've been horked! It happens at the most inconvenient times. We've removed
all of the anticipation and jumped right to the frustration. Besides, Murphy was an optimist.
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